Wednesday, 29 May 2013

It's not true about the water in Majorca

It's not true about the wáter in Majorca
 
 



We've just returned from a holiday in Mallorca, which is pronounced 'madge orka', believe it or not. I know it sounds a bit naff but in 'mallorquín' that's how you say it. . Mallorca and Majorca are not two different places after all.

Spain has only one official language, 'Castellano' (Castilian) which is the first language of nearly 90% of Spaniards.

There are other co-official languages
Catalán
Valenciano
Euskera (Basque)
Gallego (Galician
which are spoken in schools and colleges in these regions.

Mallorquín is very like catalán,the co-official language of the islands (you can upset people by saying this) and is currently under threat from media broadcasts which are in catalán or castellano.

 
Balearic nationalism
 
 
There are other languages spoken in Spain too.  Aragonese, Asturian and Leonese are 'recognised' but not official.  Andalusian and Canarian are only classed as dialects.
 
In Palma, the capital of the Balearic Islands, everyone seems to speak 'Spanish' (castellano) or English or German,  Away from the capital and the beach resorts nearby you will hear mallorquín being spoken in the shops and between local residents. It sounds a bit like Spanish with a German accent which can be confusing as there are lots of Germans there too. Bar and café signs are often in German or English depending on where you are. Soller (Sodjer?) where we went is a favourite for German tourists and residents but further up the coast in Port Polença 90% of foreigners are Brits.
Mallorca was 'molt bon' (very good) but a bit cold.

It's gone a little chilly here in Álora, too; a cold wind from the north west.
The arctic chill has brought us inside to watch the telly. Britains's Got Talent seems to be very popular seeing as how it's on every night and has displaced Coronation Street., I'll give it a whirl. I'm sure that Britain does have talent so it sounds promising.
Ant and Dec, David Walliams, Simon Callow...what's not to like?

May 30th. 2013.


Saturday, 11 May 2013

Prickly Pears and Mexican Airs

Prickly Pears and Mexican Airs
 
 
 
 
Two weeks ago Mrs.Sanchez shoulder charged a parked car and broke her collar bone. The car was undamaged but Mrs.S. suffered 'life changing injuries' With her left arm in a sling my life has changed considerably. I never knew how much crockery we had.
For this reason and the beautifully warm and sunny weather, the Man in Alora  blog has failed to appear for a couple of weeks. Sorry.
 
Last Sunday the 20th. annual Festival of Verdiales took place high above Álora at La Ermita de las Tres Cruces  (the Hermitage of the Three Crosses). The festival dates back to 1722. We drove up the tortuous and vertiginous (I've looked it up, Paddy)  track from the Antequera road  to the hermitage and joined the fun.
Verdiales is a form of music and dance which is said to predate flamenco.(1722 definitely predates flamenco). Wikipedia reckons it was invented in Almogía, just over the hill from here, but I suspect the entry was written by an Almogían; with help.
 
 
The instruments used are usually two or three guitars, a violin, a big tambourine, castanets and  small cymbals. Someone sings, someone does some elaborate flag waving and the capitán (leader) waves a colourful bendy stick with streamers to tell the panda (group) when to play, sing and stop. The stop command is needed because none of the tunes appears to have an ending. You can get a flavour from this link.
 It does go on a bit, though and I recommend starting about 23 minutes in when you will see the chap pictured below. I do not know how to get rid of the annoying
little fellow in the bottom right hand corner though.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAVk0Gg_I8
 

 
 
 
                                                   Alonzo 'El Chumbo'

    

El Chumbo (the fruit of the Prickly Pear Cactus. Indian Fig Opuntia (O. ficus-indica).
 
 
Alonzo (El Chumbo) plays guitar and sings in one of Álora's champion Verdiales pandas, 'Raices de Álora' (Roots of Álora).
 
 
He also has a small band which performs folksy music around Andalucía. He is very popular and he talks to me because I am a fan. On Sunday he met me with a 3 litre container of sweet wine and I was obliged to have a swig. It was quite good so I was obliged to have another. The bottle was empty before  Raices de Álora were called to march up to the performance marquee.
 
 

El Chumbo and the panda
 
When he is not performing,  Alonzo is painting walls white and I have seen him sweeping roads too. He is supposed to be painting the walls of  J and S who are friends of ours but work has been interrupted by a colony of aggressive bees which live 10 metres up inside the wall of their patio. Alonzo objects to being repeatedly stung as he paints. Nobody has been able to do anything about the bees for several years as they are protected in Spain and the Guardia Civil are likely to lock anyone up who meddles with them. J and S and their dogs get stung if they open their back door or sit on their terrace two floors up. The Ayuntamiento (town council)  will  do  nothing and the wall stays unpainted.
 
 
Speaking of walls, regular readers of Man in Alora will remember the story of the disappearing balcony. (4/4/2013). I am happy to announce that work has now been completed.
 
 

 
Before the collapse
 

                                                                 After
              
 
Now!
 
Believe me this has caused quite a stir. Antonio is very proud of his new balconies which as you can see are a bit thicker. There are doubts about the colour.
 
Last night we went to 'Sabor a Mexico'  (A Taste of Mexico) at Álora's principal theatre, El Teatro Cervantes. All theatres in Spain are called El Teatro Cervantes, but we have a special claim to the title  because  Mr.Cervantes actually  lived here,  just a few houses down from us.
Why do people applaud all the way through a song? Why don't they wait till the end so we can hear it. Can I blame 'Operación Triunfo' for this? And do we all have to stand up at the end to applaud? It wasn't THAT good.
 
Ay ay ay ay
Canta no llores.
 
Cop an earful of this Mexican magic
 
 
 
 
Today's tip for tourists.
 
 
Be careful if you order 'tea with milk'
 
 
Off to Mallorca on Wednesday. ¡Hasta luego!
 
 
 April 11th. 2013